I have big boobs
and I cannot lie
Some other mother’s won’t deny
That when you take your baby to a public place
and she wails loudly in your face
A leak gets sprung.
Woah! That babe is strong
And you know that she is wearing
Has got people confused and staring,
Cos she’s got a Boob Beanie on her head,
Oh, Baby! She’s warm and ironically fed!
That, dear friends, is my poor attempt at a rap lyric. Of course to the tune (rhythm?) of Baby Got Back.
Yes. I just rapped about breastfeeding to Baby Got Back
But Daisy, why are you rapping about boobs?
Because this is a giveaway.
About boobs.
More accurately, this is a Boob Beanie Giveaway.
Can I hear you say “haa-ey!”?
Right, moving on.
It’s getting chillier and we are starting to bundle our babes up.
Last winter, and the winter before, I saw these beanies doing the rounds and was like:
“I need two of those!”
I couldn’t imagine anything funnier than feeding my twins in public with these.
I’m not even joking about how much I still laugh at the thought of it.
Oh man, my boobs were so huge.
Their heads were so small.
Moving on.
I wanted some of these beanies but never got them, then my boys weaned themselves.
So, now that my chances of putting these on my kids for a laugh are gone, who wants to indulge me with their own Boob Beanied baby?
Anyone?
Yes, I rather thought so.
I have TWO boob beanies to giveaway to TWO wonderful readers of Daisy, Roo and Two!
Once the winners are chosen they will be able to choose the size and colour of their choice.
Here’s what you gotta do to go in the running:
1. Head on over to Boob Beanie on Facebook and tell them I sent you.
2. Make up your own rap (rhyming, good or bad, is essential) about the Boob Beanie and put it in the comments on this post. I highly recommend ripping off someone else’s tune and making up your own words.
3. Tell all your friends to head on over and try their hand at rapping for a Boob Beanie.
Most creative response wins!
*Boob Beanie have offered my readers a giveaway. No payment was offered, asked for or accepted. These things seriously just crack me up!*
Terms and Conditions:
1. Open to Aussie residents only.
2. Competition opens at 8:30am 29/4/12 and closes midnight 06/05/12.
3. This is a game of skill. Winners will be chosen on the strength of their answers).
4. Any details provided to Daisy, Roo and Two for the purposes of this competition will only be used for the express purpose of contacting the winners and sending out their prizes.
5. The judges decision is final. No negotiation will be entered into.
That is a riot!
Cranky
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Booby Time
You can touch this!
Ma ma ma ma, ma ma, ma ma!
You can touch this!
My boobies are brunch or lunch,
When you have teeth you just can’t crunch,
Are you hungry, I have a hunch?
You can touch this!
You always pull at my shirt!
I am there if you are hurt,
If your teddy’s lost, your bottom grossed:
You can touch this!
So if my boobies out,
Then everyone give a shout!
My boobies are the best!
I think you all have guessed…
You can touch this!
Ma ma ma ma, ma ma, ma ma!
You can touch this!
Oops! I left out Boob Beanie. Last verse:
So you want what I got?
You want the booby lot?
Boob beanies are the go,
The go for every ho…
You can touch this!
Booby time!
In case you didn’t guess, ‘You Can’t Touch This’ with a bit of ‘Baby Got Back’ coz I couldn’t remember the verses.
hahah love this idea pity my booby boys are all grown up
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Its starting to get cold,
Mummys milk is like gold,
Stylin with my boobie beanie,
sent from a gorgeous Genie.
Keeps me warm and soft like silk
while im drinkin my milk.
Just me, my mum and my boobie beanie.
Personally I think Heidi takes this one out but here’s my entry anyway…
I had my baby, after 20 hours labour
That’s a big bubba, yes I pushed really hard
Now I believe in breastfeeding, and some drinking
Has happened tonight
But, If you’re thinkin’ bout my baby
Then check out my beanie boob!
It’s hand knitted, in the Saturday sun
I had to tell them, my boobs are second to none
And I told them about mastitis, and it’s true either you get it or you’re right
But, if you’re thinkin’ about my baby, then check out my beanie boob
I am tired of the staring
I am tired of these googling eyes
I am tired of the looks
So when the going gets rough
I ain’t scared of your filthy looks
I ain’t scared of no comments either
I ain’t scare of nobody
Girl when the goin’ gets mean
Protection
For boobs, and babes
And mummas
Working hard
Boob or bottle
It’s a boob war
On a global scale
I’d rather hear both sides
Of the tale
See, it’s not about boobs
Just feeding
Tummies
Where your food
Comes from
Doesn’t matter
I’ve seen the boob
Dry up
I’m not going to spend
My life being a judger
You don’t have to agree with me
I saw that look in your eye
But, if you’re thinkin’ about my baby
Then check out my beanie boob
I said if you’re thinkin’ of my baby
Then check out my beanie boob!
I said if you’re thinkin’ of my baby
Then order me a beanie boob!
Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now
Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now
It’s Black, it’s White
It keeps baby warm
It’s cute, it’s funny, Whoo
It’s awesome, it’s wholesome
It’s easy for you to buy
It’s boobalicious , It’s the beanie boob!, Whoo
Well I love it!!! Too Boobilicious by half!!! And…so painfully TRUE! Love it!
This rap is to be done to the music of ‘Walk This Way’ by Run DMC
Feed This Way
Now there’s a baby that’s hungry,
And she wants a warm boobie,
And she cries ‘cos she wants to say,
Just feed me mummy,
Til I’m full and contented,
Then you’re sure to see a change in ways
Now there’s a breast feeder,
She’s a baby pleaser,
Makes her baby feel milky bliss,
It’s the best thing/love it,
Makes her healthy/happy,
And it starts with a little breast- like this!
She starts breast feedin’,
With her baby suckin’
Boob beanie on baby’s head,
Singing hey tittle tittle her baby’s not little,
Don’t you know that it’s rude to stare?
So she took a big/stand,
To the rude wo/man,
Who tried to tell her to put it away,
Cos her baby she was/hungry
And she knew what she was doin’
When she told her she was feedin’ this way.
She said she would,
Feed this way,
Feed this way,
She said she would,
Feed this way,
Feed this way,
She said she would,
Feed this way,
Feed this way,
She said she would,
Feed this way,
Feed this way,
And she gave her a little breast-
Like this!!
A little political I know, but it is something I have encountered when breastfeeding and it was good to write about it. Thanks for the fun comp, I really enjoyed writing my rap. I have also tweeted about your giveaway
I love this post. It is really cute. Nice topic!
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that DD trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you milk drunk,
Get you milk drunk off my lumps.
My lumps, my lump, my lump, my lump,
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lovely lady lumps (Check them out)
I drive the babies crazy,
I do it six times daily,
They feed my baby nicely.
it’s cheap and not really pricely.
I say let down ‘GO’, they keep givin’
So more baby keeps on takin’
more milk I keep on makin’
And pumpin milk whilst I am waiting
I’ll keep on demonstrating.
My love (love), my love, my love, my love
my love for my lady lumps
My lump, my lump, my DD lumps!
Well, I love this too! But, since we’re all rappers now, my J’s trump DD’s!
You can be DJDD, and I can be DJJJ…RAPPERS WID STUTTERS! 
Bring it on DJJJ
We can be rappers with stUDDERS
Love it!!!!
Im not even going to try because the raps above me are just so awesome! I am snorting with laughter!! love it!!! bahahaha
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Love this idea daisy. I’m not bf any more but the raps above are snortasticly amazing. Good luck trying to pick a winner.
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“Call Me Maybe”
Hey I just had you
and you are thirsty
So here’s my boobie
Maybe you’ll go to sleep early
It keeps your head warm
as a I feed you
You seem quite tired,
I know that I do..
Hey it is winter
and it is freezing
so here’s something warm
the Boobie Beanie
All the other babies
will start to drag
at my babies
obvious swag
So when you thirsty
I’ll put on the boobie beanie
as I hold you close
and you start to feed from me
All the other mothers
will be jealous
They ain’t got three
Boobies like us.
Spice Girls – Tell me what you want!
Tell me what you want what you really really want
I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want
I wanna boo boo boo boo, I really really really wanna boob beanie, ahh!
If you want my milk babe, undo the bra,
If you wanna get it now, better make it fast
And don’t go flashing, that nipple line
With your boob beanie you will be just fine!
Biggest laugh I have had for ages. Thank you ladies.
Haha it was such great fun to host this one!
Breastfeeding is very important to have a healthy baby. With breastfeeding, a baby will get smart and beautiful.
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I enjoy reading this post. It is great to have a big boobs most especially if there is a baby. A baby will be able to benefit on the big breast through breastfeeding and for sure there are a lot of milk on it.
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