These are mostly things that I never in my wildest imagination thought would come out of my mouth. Repeatedly. On a daily basis.
Some of them are things I just never thought I’d say.
Some are things that were within the imaginable range of motherhood (for me) but that I didn’t realize could be the difference between a calm half hour and a complete meltdown…
“Mummy will be a super hero after she’s made the lunch.”
“For the love of God, put your pants on!”
“Don’t stand on your brother’s head!”
“What do you mean? A pink lamp or a pink lamb?”
“Pretty butter or veggie bite?”
“I am not a climbing gym!”
“Wd40 is not a toy.”
“Is that wee or water? And why is it in Fraser’s shoe?”
“What’s nook-hook? I don’t know what you mean!” (I still haven’t figured that one out)
“Princess Ballerina Dragon Rory! Your lunch is ready!”
“Where are your pants? Go and get them! Oh, they’re on Oscar’s head.”
“Everyone has a tutu. Stop scragging!”
“Is that milk or cream on his head? Can you NOT pour milk on your brothers’ heads?”
“Yeah, you can jump on the bed.” (Because seriously, there are worse things they could be doing)
“Stickers? How… Oh, whatever…”
“You want a drink? Yeah, me too.”
Tell me, what’s the most random thing you’ve said out loud recently?
Today I’ll be taking a photo an hour and sharing on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. I’ll be hash tagging with #adayinthelife and #daisysworld – I love the idea of showing you what life is like around here and if you’d like to play along I’d love to see what you’re up to as well!