Protect the ginger at all costs. Rule #1: NEVER die your hair.
I have been a redhead as long as I can remember. Apparently there were a couple of years at the beginning of my life when for all intensive purposes, I was bald.
I used to believe my mother was exaggerating this fact – this extended baldness until I was 2.
And then I had children. Beautiful, golden haired children. Who lost all of their red womb fuzz within a day and proceeded to be bald until the age of 2.
All three of them.
As long as I can remember, my hair has been the topic of much discussion.
“Oh, it’s such beautiful hair. People spend THOUSANDS of dollars trying to get your colour, but it’s just impossible to replicate!”
“You are so lucky! Red hair is so rare and special!”
“It’s like it glows…”*
“Ha! You’re a red headed rat rooter!”**
“NEVER die your hair. It will NEVER be the same again!”
This last one has always had me, and still does have me, terrified.
My hair is a huge part of my identity.
I know it’s just hair, but when your life has been punctuated by what seems to be the entire world’s opinion in the state of your hair colour, it’s no longer just hair.
It’s who you are. Or who I am.
I am so proud of my hair – that it is an extension of my personality. Bright, cheerful, and just a little bit strange.
I am so glad that Roo inherited my recessive gene. That both Pal and I carry the recessive gene (which is actually a mutation on chromosome 16) despite Pal being the furthest from redheaded as one can get.
Before I continue, I should inform you that it is not necessary to “protect” the ginger in me. The ginger gene, although recessive, is not in any danger of becoming extinct.
Redheads STILL make up to 1-2% of the population – like they probably have for all time. Like they probably will for all time.
Unless our redheaded mutated chromosome 16 has some kind of supernatural ability to survive a nuclear holocaust. In which case redheads will rule the world.
And then proceed to repopulate it with mostly blonde and brunette children – because even two redheads with a mutated chromosome 16 run the chance of not passing that mutation onto their children. So eventually, redheads will be back to 1-2% of the population.
Obviously our redheaded reign – in which there is bound to be a focus on sun safe practice – will be short lived.
Despite the possibility of supernatural powers, sometimes I wish I was gifted with mouse brown hair. Or any other hair colour hair, really.
You see, I can’t be outrageous with my hair. I can’t do anything bright and colourful. I’m frozen when it comes to colour because what if the colour never comes back the same again?
And so the result has been a string of really bad, really sad hairstyles – all gone wrong. Really wrong.
Along with my radically, naturally, bright hair comes thick waves, curls and kicks that have flummoxed even the best of hairdressers.
So much so that even I can’t count on my hair to be curly, wavy or what can only be described as “boof” on any given day.

And it has taken until my 28th year to find a regular hairdresser who understands the way my hair defies all layering, thinning and cutting that attempts to control the flow and sit nicely.
And so it is now, finally, that I feel confident enough in a hairdresser to allow her to put more than the four blonde foils I attempted in my late teens and early 20s in my precious hair.
I’ve been searching for ginger hairstyles and you come up with a million and one colour options for redheads, but never anything fun, young and funky for the naturally overly pigmented, mutated gene, UV sensitive amongst us.
And so it is with great trepidation that I am taking one small step for me, one giant leap for redheaded womankind:
I am going to place photos on the Internet of a natural redhead. Going ombré.
So that the next person who google searches, Pinterests or trawls hair colour websites, can see what ombré looks like when grading from natural red at the crown to blonde at the tips.
I’m taking one for the ginger team.
And if my hair never returns to normal, I will simply blame the Internet. And then crawl into a ball and cry.
Have you ever done anything radical to your hair? Possibly defying the hundreds of people in your lifetime who have told you what a big mistake it would be? Please feel free to share!
*This is my personal favourite, and is accompanied in my memory with a choral “aaaaahhh” as my halo begins to shine.
**Dear Gavin from Year 2: you, my friend, are a strawberry blonde. Which means you have the same mutated chromosome 16 as I do. Only yours is more half assed.
Haha, I never knew ‘red headed rat-rooter’ was used Australia wide!! I got all the same things growing up, especially the whole ‘people pay a fortune for hair line yours’… I’ve spent a fortune over the years trying to change it! I’ve finally learnt to love it though
Oh I love my red. Always have. It just felt good to be different, even if I did beg my mum for blonde when all the other girls started coloring their hair!!
I’m glad you’ve found the love for the ginge!
Oooooh – Gavin from Year 2 – BUUUUUUUURN! LOL, I love it!
Can’t wait to see the finished product, I have no doubt you’ll look amazing! One small step for brunettes, one giant leap for red-headers…you’re a trail blazer!!
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Haha, Kel! It’s only taken me 21 years to respond!
Ive dyed my hair since I was 17. I hated my red hair! Now I’ve ruined it. It’s just not the same anymore. I did ombré on my own hair lol I like it
and god I hated red headed rat rooter still makes me cringe
I only ever got it that once, Joz, but it certainly wasn’t nice!
The ombre is just so cool!! Maybe one day I’ll get super brave and do a blonde to brunette or vice versa!!
I’ve never had an issue with it coming back to normal, it’s currently purple & my roots as the same as usual
I managed to freakishly produce two ginger boys, hubby has no red anywhere but we got a redheaded boy plus a baldy that looks to be red eventually 

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Hehehe, my baldies are still undecided! But I got Roo so I’m happy! Your boys are just super special!
P.S. your comment made me much braver going in to the hair appointment than I would have otherwise!! Thank you!
Have you seen the Catherine Tate ‘Ginger’ sketch? If not I’ll find it for you. I think you will enjoy! X
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No I haven’t seen it! Please link me!
The curse of the ginger – I hear you loud and clear! Everyone would tell me I could probably get a fortune for my hair – but that’s never happened. I once tried to get streaks, but sat at the hairdressers for 3 hours because the blonde that I wanted just wouldn’t take to my hair. It’s taken me until my 30′s to accept the fact that nothing radical will ever be happening with my red/ginger/strawberry-blonde/golden (whatever colour it is!) hair. It is what it is. (All 4 of my kids are mousey brown….not a hint of red.)
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Debbie, my hair dresser was much more inclined to go brown than blonde – I think she knew it might not take, but I knew what I wanted and it all worked out in the end!!
Daisy i cracked up at this post… i am naturally mousy brown and to BE outrageous i go red!!!! But then my mousy roots show through and its dye time again. The grass is always greener and all that…. just not cool enough for a mutated gene ( unless u count my sense of humour).
Hahaha Annie! You can be part of the club based on your sense of humour for sure!
I have always wanted red hair. I have dyed it red but it never looks natural. I can’t wait to see how it looks. Rachel x
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Thanks Rachel! I wouldn’t give my hair up for the world (well, ok, if the fate of the world rested in my hands then I would, but you know), but it has taken me a very long time to be able to feel I have the freedom to play with it a little bit!
I used to just do blonde foils but the last 4yrs I’ve done dark brown and blonde foils. Then this year I decided I want purple in my hair, so I did purple foils in the back, underneath. I think I’ll go a brighter purple next time because you can’t see it as much as I would’ve like it to turn out
Oh yes, I understand that feeling. When Kelly talked me out of the bolder, blockier look I was a bit disappointed because I really wanted something radical for me! I always find that I want to go shorter if I’m cutting my hair, because I want to come out of the experience feeling there’s been a bit more of a change. Which isn’t really conducive to growing one’s hair!
Go for it! Colouring your hair won’t change your genetics. You can’t ruin your hair forever by colouring it. I am very excited for you. I was a hairdresser for 5 years so I did all sorts of things to my hair. It is fun and it helped me learn what really suits me. Sadly red is not for me but I have always wanted a ranga child. My youngest has a slight ginger tinge which I am thrilled about. I love it!
Oh I love it when the ginge tinge shows its lovely face!!!! I hope it only gets more and more red! I walkways wanted to be a hairdresser. I still might…
My daughter is a red head. She wanted to die it black when she was 16. I threatened to kill her if she touched it.
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I remember several similar discussions with my mother. All of them left me in fear for my life. She even screwed up her nose when I told her I was doing this much!
You realise now that if there is a holocaust, everyone is going to blame it on you. Or possibly Gavin from year 2
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It’ll be Gavin’s fault for sure – I’ll just be the leader of the new world!
You’re killing me
“dye” not “die”
“for all intents and purposes” not “for all intensive purposes”
I do apologise, COL.