To the Grommitty, Feral, Disgusting Excuse for a Human Being/s That Robbed Our Car: 1. Stealing the portable DVD player and cheapo GPS make you more than stupid. There was a Pandora with a bunch of expensive charms, a very expensive pair of sunglasses, three car seats and a pair of $200 running shoes in [...]
I should totally be in advertising
Sometimes I wish I had the practical humor-balls to put Dencorub in Paul’s undies. Not only would it be hilarious, he might think twice about applying the stuff liberally to his “muscles” before working out. It’s not that I’m against him having warmed up, cramp free legs. I’m just against the all-pervading, all-consuming, thick on [...]
A Confession
I hate admitting it, but sometimes I get overwhelmed. I hide in the bathroom. I hide in the pantry. I hide in the laundry or at the clothes line. I hide in my room. I hide from my husband. From my children. From all the responsibilities that I have assumed in such a short time. [...]
Signs That You’ve Hit Struggle Street
1. You consider whether giving your children burnt toast is an option. I mean, its not like its child abuse, right? 2. You look at the mess of your kitchen/laundry/living room/bathroom and wonder how much it costs to hire a one-off cleaner for the day. And whether or not they can come on short notice. [...]
