I’m hosting Things I Know for Shae at Yay For Home! this week because she is gallivanting around Melbourne in preparation for Blogopolis. I sat down in front of Shae, cross-legged, with my back so straight it may have started to arch backwards, and put my hand up reaaaaaaaaaalllly high and waved and she said: [...]
Traitor
Precious is a traitor. She’s meant to be here to help me lose weight, get fit and feel better about myself. She’s meant to be here to allow me to be more flexible and mobile. Well, she’s allowing me to be flexible and more mobile. Today, I was so flexible and mobile I allowed Precious [...]
Why you should always listen to your wife.
When your wife says: “Can you please get the children out of bed and give them lunch while I have a shower?” It is always best to do what she says. Always. There are a myriad of reasons why, here are just a few: 1. The children probably need to be gotten up and given [...]
Precious Takes An Outing
First things First: Eye make up must be matched to the pram (that’s Lime Crime Shoe Addict on the eyes, and Lime Crime Cosmopop on the lips) Step 2: Strap children in and protect them from the wind Step 3: Tap on window and tell them to stop crying because Mumy is about to take [...]
