Dear Sunday, I’m not sure why you feel the need to hurt my feelings in this way. Yesterday when I told Saturday Morning to Piss Off, it seems that you took it personally, Sunday. It looked like sun, it looked like clear weather and an abatement of the wind. And then the heavens re-opened their doors of [...]
10 Things You Didn’t Need To Know
I’ve been tagged by Lolly to tell you 10 things you DIDN’T want to know about me, so I’ve chosen 10 things you didn’t want to know about my morning so far: 1. I have changed two poosplosions, one poo-saster and three more packages of death. This has created an entire load of washing within [...]
Gregory Thomas returns
When I was 5 going on 6 (in 1989) I was given a doll to prepare me for the imminent arrival of my baby sister. It was a Magic Nursery Doll (children of the 90s remember these at all?) and had a trick where you put a little package in the water and the packaging [...]
I just wanted to share…
this post I wrote on another blog (that became severely neglected very soon after). I wrote it on 13th March 2010, and I have to say I still feel exactly the same way. This morning I woke up at 3am, with a 15 month old girl’s head resting on my chest. As I came round [...]
